| Giggle of the week |
Better than a Flu Jab!
Miss Beatrice,
the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the Vicar came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones,they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist .
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'
Have a great day !! |
| Ratpack Entertainment Group - Facebook |
 |
|
| Welcome To Our Website |
| Thanks for dropping in to have a look. If you become a registered member you will also have access to our photo albums, Forums, and other interesting items. You will also be kept up to date via email with all upcomming events and special nights we have in the comming weeks. |
| Why Come to a Funda Down Unda Show |
Since day one we have endeavoured to make a night with funda fun for both singers and patrons. Our hosts are all individuals and rotate around our venues so no 2 nights are ever quite the same. We constantly change and add different elements into our show such as, Trivia quizzes, Name that tune, Special occassion Songs, A singers round of Kamakaze (always good for a laugh), Group songs, Theme nights, Mini one night comps, Song challenges, The odd party game, Pick an envelope singers prize or cash, Giveaways through the night and lots of other little things that make Funda NOT your normal Karaoke. |
| Karaoke World Championships - Club Caboolture |
Congratulations to the following contestants for making it to the Venue Final on 28.06.09.
Hilda Wylie, Martin Kelly, Mario Stainwall, Tina Mahony, Andrew Hetherington, Annie Ruston, Kelvin Vaega, Terina Moore, Glenys Jacuin, Mark Whittam, Daniel Pomare, Sally-Anne Westendorf. Good luck to all of you. If you are looking for an entertaining Sunday afternoon we would love to see you. |
| Are you looking for a quality Hosted Private Karake Party? |
Our show incorporates humour and audience participation throughout the night. Karaoke can be fun at any occasion and we can tailor a package for your event.
All Private Karaoke packages include:
A Karaoke Host who loves to have fun
Professional sound system
TV Monitors for audience and singers
Each sytem has over 5000 songs covering 7 decades
So why not turn your next party into a great night
for more information please email us through our contact link.
Or even consider bringing your party to one of our venues and really make a night of it.
Our systems can be adjusted to suit individual requirements. |
| FUNDA DOWN UNDA KARAOKE GIG GUIDE |
Club Caboolture (formally Caboolture RSL)
Sundays from 1.00pm. Families welcome.
services/recreation club, bus and train both close, ample carpark, drinks at cheap club prices, restaurant, food till approx 8pm, held in the auditorium, plenty of chairs and tables, nice big stage, good sound quality, foldback, professional cordless mics, several screens, friendly host, always runs on time, Karaoke World Championships 09, comp starts 19 Apr 09, last heat on 21 Jun 09, venue final on 28 Jun 09. The State Final will be held here on Sunday 4th July 09.
THE FOUR MILE CREEK HOTEL, Gympie Rd, Strathpine. Thursdays from 8.00pm.
Next to the train station, ample carpark, friendly & efficient barstaff, drinks at normal prices, restaurant, food till approx 8pm, held in the main bar, plenty of chairs and tables, a stage for singers, modern sound equipment, foldback, friendly /enthusiastic host, always runs on time, non-stop karaoke, good mix of singer types, Mainly younger crowd.
THE BRIGHTON HOTEL, 196 Brighton Terrace, Brighton. Thursdays from 7.00pm. Ample carpark, friendly & efficient barstaff, drinks at normal prices, restaurant, food till approx 8pm, held in the main bar, plenty of chairs and tables, modern sound equipment, good sound quality, foldback, friendly hosts, always runs on time.
THE BONNY VIEW TAVERN, Gympie Rd, Bald Hills. Fridays from 8.00pm.
Plenty of local parking, drinks at normal prices, restaurant, food till approx 8pm, plenty of chairs and tables, modern sound equipment, good sound quality, foldback, all genres/ages of songs, always runs on time, non-stop karaoke, kids can sing early
TAIGUM TAVERN, Cnr of Beams and Church Rd, Taigum. Friday nights from 8.00pm. Held in the main bar, plenty of chairs and tables, good quality sound, just the right volume, good foldback, large screen behind singer, just enough lights, non-stop karaoke, drinks at normal prices, restaurant open till approx 8.30pm.
 [img]
ROYAL ENGLISH HOTEL, Old Sandgate Rd, Nundah Village. Saturdays from 8.00pm. Irish/English/themed pub, bus and train both close, plenty of local parking, drinks at normal prices, restaurant, food till approx 8pm, held in the main bar, professional sound system, fun and entertaining hosts, singers of all ages/styles, crowd of all ages
 |
|
|
|
|
|
| Plug Play and Sing it's not just Karaoke. |
| Patrons will now be able to plug their guitar or keyboard into our sound desk which will allow soloists and duets to entertain us with their talents, they will be able to actually come along and perform their own songs. Use the Contact us link for more information. |
|
